There is nothing wrong with your dinner. Do not attempt to adjust the seasonings. We control the salt. We control the pepper. We control the menu. You are about to participate in a great adventure of story and recipe. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which comes from the fiery hearth of old to the dinner table of today.
Tales from the Cook are tall tales; a twist on the foodways sub-genera of folklore. Foodways are stories of the cultural, and social practices relating to the consumption of food. Tales from the Cook are fantastical tales of how people are transformed by food and how food is in turn transformed by people.